It pains me to admit it, but a weekend playing basketball against a team of angry and bitter midgets has left me in more pain than I can fully describe. Probably worse than childbirth, but I am a man, I can only imagine what child birthing feels like, although I have witnessed numerous babies being born. I was there when all 17 of my own children were born and for a short while I pretended to be a chiropractor/gynecologist in a small Montana town and while there I must have witnessed 12 other babies being born. Most of the time it was not that big a deal, really.
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