Trust me, I will get around to the outrageous drug deal that went down at the Akron Airport. It was sexy and wild and I heard it, saw it and they walked away with a duffle bag of whatever it was. Real story, really happened.
The problem? I am on the road doing book marketing and volunteer work for sick and abuse seals. Yeah, I know. So my time to post real life stories of drug deals taking place right out in the open at large airports in shitty towns will have to wait, but do keep pestering me with emails, because they come through on my phone and it alerts me with every single email at all hours of the day and night, no matter what I am doing.