Of course you can download Dancing with Mannequins and Idiots for free. Here.
One day, today, only. Why? Because fathers deserve to be able to read how a magic underpants wearing Mormon beat out a Satan worshiping failed former senator and the most disgraced former pudgy pasty white speaker of the house running for President of the United States of America. It’s a silly and hilarious story of greed and Mormon curses. Any dad, be they Republican or Democrat will possibly enjoy it.
Kindle owner? Perfect. Computer owner? Amazon has software that will make this book readable, all for free. Get to it, time is running out, this offer, a free super great book, lasts only one day and then tomorrow, it goes back to being outrageously expensive.